Lovely Jubblies is a Lush product that has always intrigued me. It's marketed as a "firming breast cream" which is meant to, according to Lush, "keep your knockers in tit top shape". Can we just take a moment and laugh together at the awesomeness of that statement? Who came up with that? I need to work at Lush. I've heard amazing things about this product from several YouTubers, and as a top-heavy woman decided it was my duty to try this product out and report back to you. The only problem? The price. I know I spend a lot more on beauty products than your average girl, but the price is what kept me from this product for so long. It's $25.95 for 3.5 oz., and even though Lush is fairly pricey throughout the store I felt this one in particular was over-priced. So what made me give in?
I was at Lush awhile back and made friends with the sales girl. After catching me eyeing our friend Jubbles here she said, "You have to try that! It's my secret weapon for under my eyes. I put a tiny bit on as a nighttime eye cream, and when I wake up I have zero bags or puffiness!" I. Was. Sold.
You guys know me and my "under eye/sleeping" issues. So into the basket it went and under my eyes it was placed that night. And for under my eyes, I am still unsure. The reason being is that my eyes stung, but I was using a bunch of new products all at once so it might be unfair to blame Jubbles. I'm going to try it again once I settle into a more consistent nighttime skincare routine (i.e. not trying 2 new products every night).
Eye stinging aside, I am obsessed with this product. It features meadowsweet infusion to tighten your skin and tiger lily petals to firm and to help fight the forces of gravity. There's beeswax, almond, and avocado oil to soften and hydrate your skin, and yummy-smelling flower infusions like orange blossom, rose, jasmine, and ylang ylang. It's a gorgeous product, and is perfect for all of your "wobbly" bits, not just your chest. Go ahead and use this on your boobs, butt, hips, stomach - anywhere you want to tighten. I really do think this works; I don't think it's all "placebo effect". My body just feels and looks slightly better after using this stuff. I've found that if I apply it right after my shower while my skin is still damp, I use less and it seems to lock in the hydration. So there I was, applying this and then reaching for my Laura Mercier Soufflé Body Crème for the rest of my body... and that's when I discovered it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the next Christopher Columbus. I'm Isaac Newton. I am a DISCOVERER. I'm... erm... *struggles to think of female discoverer* *googles female discoverers* *finds a website listing 10...* Who the heck are all of these people? Huh?
I discovered my favorite combination of products of all time. Lush Lovely Jubblies + Laura Mercier Soufflé Body Crème in Crème Brûlée = the most delicious scent I've ever smelled. I have fallen in love with this combination. I smell like a baked good when I'm done applying these two, and I will never again be without this combo. A boy happily informed me, "You smell like a popcorn donut" and I took that as an amazing compliment since he likes both popcorn and donuts (even though I'm not sure that's how I would describe the scent).
I apply the Lush product where I need it and the Laura Mercier everywhere else, and let it sink in for a few minutes before getting dressed. It's heaven. It smells so delicious. And I knew I needed to share both my love for this product and my love for this combination. That is all for now.
"Elle The Discoverer"
P.S. I was happily snapping the below pictures and had no idea that JUBBLES WAS SLOWLY MELTING AND FALLING OUT OF HER CONTAINER!
Btw, I instagrammed the bottom picture and many people didn't get it. It's cause of Wizard of Oz? The Witch? That Melts? Get it?
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